Back in April of '07, I posted a picture of a cute moose drawing and titled the post 'this moose walks into bar . . . ' and I asked for jokes. Don't recall much response.
Since then, I get hits here from google searches and various other searches looking for the phrase 'moose jokes' or 'moose walks into a bar' or any number of variations on that theme. So, I decided today to provide some jokes for the searchers.
I searched high and low and came up with this post titled 'A Duck Walks Into a Bar' at that place called A Community of Curious Minds (a place after my own mind).
So, without further adieu, I give you - a joke - or three.
Drum roll please.
A man walks into a bar. Ouch!
Ok, that was short. The community leader at curious minds says it's in fact the shortest joke on record - speaking in terms of ducks and bars, or man and bars (or moose and bars - pick your poison).
And another - with a backward construction . . .
An Irishman walks out of bar. It could happen.
Of course, I must provide a lawyer joke (lawyer wanna be that I am).
A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," said the bartender.
"Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."
Laughter ensues here.
And another . . .
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
Aw come on - that was funny.
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Often too, I see hits from googlers and the like looking for 'the recipe' or 'the Baldwin sisters' (remember the Waltons and John Boy?). Well I remembered - and posted something here last September.
Well, for those searchers, I provide you with the recipe.
It's not what you think. But it's good.
The pink stuff. If you're from the South, you know it. Maybe if you're from the far Northwest you know it. Heck, maybe you don't know it.
But I do, and I love it.
The pink stuff. Plenty of sour cream and mayo and nuts. Every family has nuts.
bada bing.
Smiles ensue.
3 comments:
I'm sure I have a couple of those stuffed up my sleeve somewhere.
I will remember that "bra" one for sure.
Here's one of my faves:
A string walks into a bar.
"I'm sorry," says the bartender. "We don't serve strings in here."
So the string leaves, finds a man on the street and says, "Excuse me, sir. Could you please tie me in a knot and fray my edges a bit?
The string walks back into the bar.
"Hey, aren't you that string that was just in here?" asks the bartender.
"No," the string replies. "I'm a frayed knot."
Funny!!!
Here's one I had to explain to my hubby: Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.
Hmm.. a moose joke.. hmm.. Coming up blank on that one.
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